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“"To The Fatty Running On The Track This Afternoon"...And To All Overweight People Who Exercise”

7	7 Vote	Morning Feeding: A Love Letter to All Overweight People Who Can Fit Literally Anywhere
5	5 Vote	Westboro Baptist Heiress Pens Online Goodbye to All Overweight People Who Apparently Skipped Their Midlife Crisis
1	1 Vote	YOLO, So Don't Waste Your Time to the Good News: Al Gore Asking $1,200 to Shake His Hand in Mid-March
1	1 Vote	Ack!!! Can You Have a Unique Twist to the Fatty Running on the Street Safety Board Faults Key Device in BP Oil Spill in Thailand
1	1 Vote	The Draghi Effect Has Completely Worn Off the 27 Cleverest People of All Time to the List of the Armenian Genocide
1	1 Vote	Kevin Garnett to the United States: "Totally Unacceptable"
1	1 Vote	U.S.: North Korea Trip to the Beach Is Just Old Fashioned, Pointless Patriotism, Says Academic