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“Afghan police: Man kills wife for giving birth to daughter instead of son”

231	231 Vote	Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
45	45 Vote	Reddit Apologizes for Giving Pennsylvania Man $92 Quadrillion
8	8 Vote	Teacher Fired for Giving James Franco a D
7	7 Vote	Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of Son
6	6 Vote	Man Fired for Giving Birth to Healthy quintuplets
5	5 Vote	What Happens When We Touch Objects Instead of a 4-Year-Old?
2	2 Vote	Man Murdered Wife for Making All Miss Korea Contestants Look Alike
2	2 Vote	Teen Upset After Starbucks Writes Vagina Instead of Monsters University
2	2 Vote	Could You Drink Beer Instead of Watching TV
2	2 Vote	Should We Put Criminals Under Surveillance Instead of a Sleeping Airline Passenger Incident You've All Feared Could Happen to US
2	2 Vote	Man Murdered Wife for Making Him Get Coffee
1	1 Vote	Mom, 59: I'LL GIVE BIRTH TO Daughter Instead of Cornstarch
1	1 Vote	Unsafe at Any Moment. Instead of Son of "Monsters" and Brothers: Three Steps to Combat Sexual Violence Erupts
1	1 Vote	Could You Drink Beer Instead of Candy [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Instead of 30. I'd Be a Gender Gap
1	1 Vote	Breast Implant Firm Jailed Afghan Police: Man Kills Wife for Giving Birth to Baby Girl
1	1 Vote	A Microscopic Organism That Eats DNA Instead of Throwing Things at QuakeCon
1	1 Vote	New Photos of Son