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“Why Can't We Have Cool, Futuristic Stuff In The United States?”

4	4 Vote	Seriously, We Have Cool, Futuristic Stuff in the Oval Office
3	3 Vote	Why Can't We Have Sex With children
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1	1 Vote	Why Can't We Have the Highest Rate of Diagnosed Depression?
1	1 Vote	Why Can't We Cast Trans People in an All-New Episode of "How I Met Your Mother"
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You Are Looking for the United States?
1	1 Vote	Finally, We Have Cool, Futuristic Stuff in the Galaxy
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