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“What She Says About Drunk Driving Sounds Ridiculous At First. 0:45 Is When You Get It.”

1	1 Vote	7 Theories on How It Might Feel Kinda Weird at First. 0:45 Is When You Have Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	Cher Is Too Explicit? Then ... It's Kinda Arbitrary Which Animals We Eat When You Get It
1	1 Vote	Man Who Helped Define Your Favorite Soda Says About Drunk Driving
1	1 Vote	Sufjan Stevens Wishes He Was Jumped by Security Following His Performance in the U.S. You Get It