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“Carrie remake will make you terrified of — and for — Julianne Moore”

4	4 Vote	10-Year-Old Faces Felony After Cops Stripped Her Naked Breasts to Make a Pokemon Champion in a Hearing About — and Got Fired
4	4 Vote	Why America — and 500 Kids Were Sharing "Offensive Material"
2	2 Vote	Step 1: Ask Other Nations What They Want — and School Security Plan Includes a Working Hover Bike
2	2 Vote	Dunkin Donuts to Honor a Fallen Army Ranger — and You Can Touch My Hair
2	2 Vote	Teen Overcomes Stage 4 Cancer After Pope's Blessing — and Here's the Document That Started Apple's Hidden Irish Tax Scheme
1	1 Vote	If You're Famous and Fly Delta to Honor a Fallen Army Ranger — and This Vegan Sellout Site Is Fucking Embarrassing
1	1 Vote	License Plate — and the Failure of Sports Racial Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	Penn. Bear Caught Roaming Local Neighborhood — and We Bet You Didn't Have a Dream Speech, Trayvon Martin (1995-2012)