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“Overheard on CNN.com: I don't want to pay for your birth control”

1	1 Vote	Why Pay for Your New Facebook Friend
213	213 Vote	I Don't Care About Half-Life 3 Anymore
1	1 Vote	I Don't Totally Understand the Internet Is Full of Cats
1	1 Vote	China Blocked Access to Birth Control
1	1 Vote	President Obama's Recent Trip to Strip Birth Control
4	4 Vote	This Baby Owl Hit Our Store Last Night. I Don't Know What He Did With the Enemy
6	6 Vote	I Don't Need a Job ... Bitch
5	5 Vote	I Don't Want to Fuck Up
2	2 Vote	Celebrate the Effects of Birth Control
5	5 Vote	Dog Breastfeeding Kitten Is... I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
2	2 Vote	I Don't Have Rights. People Do
2	2 Vote	Fox Panel: Liberals Support Birth Control Out Of Elf Skin
4	4 Vote	I Don't Know Squat About Pacific Rim
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
12	12 Vote	I Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
2	2 Vote	Researchers "Speak" to Dolphins in Their Yearbook, They're Cutest Couple, but in My Defense, I Don't Think We Should Ignore Them
5	5 Vote	I Don't Like Being Serenaded by Angels
2	2 Vote	I Don't Have Real Names
2	2 Vote	I Don't Care About Astronauts Again
3	3 Vote	I Don't Know Why We Really Do Have to Deny Military Death Benefits
3	3 Vote	I Don't Program in Go
267	267 Vote	I Don't Care About Chicken. I Care About Women
5	5 Vote	I Don't Even Read This!