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“You're not going to win Mega Millions jackpot”

296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
6	6 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Supposed to End December 21. These People Had Other Plans
5	5 Vote	That Teen Rapper Is Not Going to Shut Down Washington, D.C. for Three Days Straight
3	3 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Going Anywhere
2	2 Vote	Obama to Planned Parenthood: You're Not Living
2	2 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Going to Australia for a Weed Emoticon on Steam
2	2 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit
2	2 Vote	DJs Are Not Going to Fix Our Chemical Laws
2	2 Vote	2 Minutes That Are Not Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Going to UCLA to Be "Dumbasses"
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney ACTUALLY Thinks About EVERYTHING You Are Not Going to Space Camp