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“Yes, Suzie. Mommy knows about Daddy's severe peanut allergy. She also knows about his new life insurance policy & that the EpiPen is filled with saline.”
January 1, 1900
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Yes, Suzie. Mommy Knows About Daddy's Severe Peanut Allergy. She Also Knows About UFOs: They Would Be Like "the Golden Girls"