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Panic as Another 500 Cross Channel to Call for Building Name Change

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2024-04-28

2024-04-28

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    People trafficker tells migrants preparing to cross Channel to call French coast guard as soon as they get in the sea who will 'escort' them to British waters - and says 'Don't worry about Rwanda'
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    Panic as another Welsh school goes into 'lockdown' with terrified students 'hiding under desks' after pupil 'received threatening messages' - as police arrest teenage boy
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