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Why Does Kanye West Selling Malibu Beachfront Property for 80 Years

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discovered by nevermore
2024-04-07

2024-04-07

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    Kanye West selling Malibu beachfront property for $53M after failed attempt to remodel it into ‘bomb shelter’
    New York Post New York Post
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    Heartbroken family forced to sell £9m home in Sandbanks to pay seven figure inheritance tax bill after owning the idyllic property for 80 years
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    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail
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    Why does Kanye West parade Bianca Censori around such drab locations? The reason Ye insists on taking his scantily clad wife to spots such as the Cheesecake Factory (and he did it to Kim too!)
    Fake News Site
    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail

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