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Desperate Author Reveals Fears That England's Prisons Will Be "Assessed"

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2024-03-29

2024-03-29

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    Desperate author reveals fears that her writer HUSBAND is secretly 'trashing' her novel in scathing online reviews - because he is 'jealous' that she's 'achieved something he couldn't'
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    Ministers step up plans to deport thousands of foreign offenders amid fears that England's prisons will be full by Easter as Government is slammed over move to release British prisoners up to 60 days early to free-up spaces
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    Tories warn Michael Gove his new 'extremism' definition could hit feminists and Christians as he says the Muslim Association of Britain and CAGE are among groups that will be 'assessed'
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