Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

The CPU Can Take The Crown: How the January 6 Claims Pose Danger to Our Screens Very Soon!

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by unemondesansdanger
2024-03-14

2024-03-14

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    The Crown: how the show pays tribute to the late Queen in poignant season 6 ending
    Hello! Hello!
  • Read
    Smashes
    TAKE THE BORDER DEAL NOW: McConnell chides GOP, warning about Trump
    Fake News Site
    Occupydemocrats Occupydemocrats
  • Read
    Smashes
    Patriot is developing DDR5 RAM sticks that will run at 6400 speed and higher, no matter what the CPU can take
    PC Gamer PC Gamer
  • Read
    Smashes
    Reagan-appointed judge: 'Preposterous' January 6 claims pose 'danger to our country'
    Alternet Alternet
  • Read
    Smashes
    Wicked is Coming To Our Screens Very Soon!
    Egotastic Egotastic
  • Read
    Smashes
    The CPU Cooler Wars saga continues, as Cooler Master sues a bunch of other manufacturers over all-in-one patent infringements
    PC Gamer PC Gamer

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account