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When I Woke Up Asking if "Everyone Was Screaming"

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discovered by guff91
2024-02-23

2024-02-23

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    Moment angry sea lion CHARGES at tourists crowding protected La Jolla Cove in San Diego where visitors are told to stay at least 10FT away for their own safety: 'Everyone was screaming'
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    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail
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    Pensioner, 77, who lost an arm and leg during horrific mauling by two crazed Rottweilers was 'dragged around like a rag doll' - and woke up asking if 'everyone was safe'
    Fake News Site
    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail
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    'When I woke up she wasn't alive': Constance Marten told police her baby died when she fell asleep with her in her jacket before she 'debated cremating her with bottle of petrol' - as court hears aristocrat had four other children taken into care
    Fake News Site
    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail

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