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I Wish I Had a Bald Eagle in the 1990s

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2024-01-28

2024-01-28

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    Triple killer, 63, receives whole life order after beating his neighbour, 73, to death with her wooden coffee table when he was wrongly housed next to her while out on licence for murdering two sisters in the 1990s
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    I had a bald spot at my hairline – all it took were two easy steps to help me re-grow my mane in two months
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