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Watch Brits Try to Oust Him: Defiant Speaker Tells Critics to "Kiss My Ass"

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discovered by mitchy
2024-01-25

2024-01-25

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    Bob Knight's 10 best quotes: Calling a 21-year-old Michael Jordan the 'best ever', comparing himself to Santa Claus, the 'power of negative thinking' and telling his critics to 'kiss my ass'
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