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Under the Floor Without Offering to Help Cook a Steak in 90 Years

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2024-01-25

2024-01-25

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    Biden Invited to Deliver the Latest State of the Union Address in 90 Years
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    The Perfecta grill uses AI to help cook a steak in 90 seconds
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    Woman takes pet pig into Brazil Apple Store and lets it defecate all over the floor without offering to help clean it up
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    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail
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    Under the radar: Data show big shift in voters’ favorable perception of Trump
    American Thinker American Thinker

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