Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Man Utd Star Who Got Into a "cute as Hell" Mobile Coffee Shop… I Only Wash My Hair Once a Month

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by unemondesansdanger
2024-01-14

2024-01-14

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    I only wash my hair once a month – I dye it red and blue, it helps the color last longer
    The Sun The Sun
  • Read
    Smashes
    I’m a former Man Utd star who got abuse for how I looked – now I have a role in helping the Lionesses win the World Cup
    The Sun The Sun
  • Read
    Smashes
    I’m ex-Premier League star who got into a brawl at Christmas party, then I fought on Evander Holyfield’s undercard
    The Sun The Sun
  • Read
    Smashes
    I spent £10k turning my hatchback into a ‘cute as hell’ mobile coffee shop… I only needed to make a simple modification
    The Sun The Sun

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account