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Fury as He Claims He Was Voted Most Likely to Be Slashed

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2024-01-13

2024-01-13

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    Oleksandr Usyk insists it's a matter of 'when' NOT 'if' he beats Tyson Fury as he claims he has 'got into his head' before their undisputed heavyweight clash in Saudi Arabia
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    Heart disease patient's life 'on hold' amid five-month wait for NHS appointment, as celebs including Stephen Fry and Jo Brand call for record 7.7million backlog to be slashed
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