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She's Called the Police to Cancel Me

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discovered by ericpaz
2024-01-12

2024-01-12

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    Ministers warn pro-Palestine march on Armistice Day could trigger violence and a wave of anti-Semitism as they up pressure on police to cancel Gaza event in London and Home Secretary Suella Braverman demands prison sentences if Cenotaph is vandalised
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    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail
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    She's called the Suffragettes 'white supremacists', believes JK Rowling is 'dangerous' and has launched bile-filled attacks on women online... Why does the UN's champion for British women seem to hate so many women?
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    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail
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    Joey Barton claims his relentless tirade against women in football is 'a duty to a great grandfather who was gassed at Ypres in 1915' during WWI... as he vows 'you have to kill me to cancel me'
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    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail

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