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Michael Strahan Returns to the Bathroom Right - With Additional Hostages Held

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discovered by jot
2023-12-15

2023-12-15

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    Can pooping the wrong way give you CANCER? Doctor says most people aren't going to the bathroom right - and reveals how you SHOULD be doing it
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    Hostages held by Hamas will be checked for PTSD
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    Truce between Israel and Hamas is extended for two days: Relief in Gaza as deal is struck just a few hours before four-day peace expired - with additional hostages now due to be freed
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