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I'm Plus Size & Hot – I Used to Fit – Skims Has a Library

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discovered by unemondesansdanger
2023-12-14

2023-12-14

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    My tummy bulges over pants that used to fit me pre-kids, I get trolled for my weight gain but I’m still proud of my body
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    I’m a 34DDD and could never find bras to fit – Skims has a chokehold on me, one of my faves is smoothing for back fat
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