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Elon Musk Announces He Will "Still Be There" for His Sandwich

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discovered by jot
2023-12-05

2023-12-05

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    Count Nikolai of Denmark says he will 'still be there' for his cousin and future king Prince Christian despite moving to Australia after he was stripped of his HRH title
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    Elon Musk announces he will donate X advertising revenue to hospitals in Israel and the Red Cross in Gaza after backlash over his anti-Semitic tweet
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    Customer SPITS into Florida Dunkin Donut drive-thru window at employees who had asked him to wait for his sandwich
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