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At Least 60 Killed After Being Punched in Head While Coleen Does Shots as Things Get Downright Comical

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discovered by jot
2023-12-05

2023-12-05

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    Wayne Rooney cuts head while Coleen does shots as things get a bit meze on wild night out at Greek restaurant in Dubai
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    Arrest made in case of woman, 19, who lost eye after being punched in head while standing up for special-needs boy. She told her attacker to stop bullying him.
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    Scott Adams says Amazon indie book publishing 'banned' him 'for life' for a ridiculous reason. Then things get downright comical.
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