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Joe Jonas and Wants a Black Chicken Nugget in Her Dreams

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2023-11-01

2023-11-01

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    Sophie Turner, 27, 'felt trapped in her marriage to Joe Jonas and wants to relive her youth' after marrying and having children young, friends say - as she's seen downing shots and £6.50 cocktails in Birmingham days before singer, 34, filed for divorce
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