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Horrifying Moment Car Speeds Through a Metal Barrier Is Jailed for 15 Years of Alcohol or Chocolate

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2023-11-01

2023-11-01

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    Driver who was arrested for running over and killing pedestrian in a car park is jailed for 15 years
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    Horrifying moment car speeds through a junction and smashes into a building leaving firefighters battling blaze in the aftermath
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    Delivery driver who inhaled laughing gas at the wheel and caused the death of 15-year-old passenger after ploughing through a metal barrier is jailed for seven years
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