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Abortion Rates in Struggle to Contact Former Co-Workers

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2023-10-20

2023-10-20

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    Student loan repayments plunged into chaos as borrowers struggle to contact providers Nelnet, EdFinancial and Mohela as repayments restart this week
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    Abortion rates in North Carolina drop by over 30% following implementation of PRO-LIFE LAW
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