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Girl, Eight, Dies After Being Caught With Nearly 700,000 Homes Without Power

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2023-09-19

2023-09-19

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    Girl, eight, dies after falling from tower block balcony as woman, 43, is arrested
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    Michigan storm and tornado kills five and leaves several injured - with nearly 700,000 homes without power across Great Lakes and neighboring Ohio after 90mph winds tore off roofs, flipped cars and downed trees
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    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail
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    Reports of fire on boat belonging to Scott Burke who was arrested in Nantucket after allegedly being caught with guns, drugs, and prostitutes: 'He's burning the evidence!'
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