Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

If You Can't Poop in a Putrid Cage for Months Over a Woman During Carnival in Jamaica

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by lonely_streets
2023-04-28

2023-04-28

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Mentally Ill Man 'Eaten Alive by Bed Bugs' While Locked in a Putrid Cage for Months Over a Misdemeanor
    Fake News Site
    Thefreethoughtproject Thefreethoughtproject
  • Read
    Smashes
    Jordan Klepper: Should You Have A Gun If You Can't Poop In A Potty?
    Crooks and Liars Crooks and Liars
  • Read
    Smashes
    Fans Called Out Chance The Rapper For Being Married Yet Grinding All Over A Woman During Carnival In Jamaica
    Dlisted Dlisted

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account