Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

"Idol" Update: Teen Rocker Tristen Gressett Says He's "Truly Sorry" for the Pickiest People in Salisbury

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by sister havana
2022-12-06

2022-12-06

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    11 Unique Gifts for the Pickiest People in Your Life — Under $50 on Amazon!
    Us Weekly
  • Read
    Smashes
    In the Heights: Lin-Manuel Miranda Says He’s “Truly Sorry” for the Film’s Lack of Meaningful Afro-Latinx Representation
    Vanity Fair Vanity Fair
  • Read
    Smashes
    A third Russian national has been charged in the 2018 nerve agent poisoning of 2 people in Salisbury
    Business Insider Business Insider
  • Read
    Smashes
    ‘Idol’ Update: Teen Rocker Tristen Gressett Says He’s Leaving Home
    Heavy.com Heavy.com

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account