Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Scientists Don't Agree on What Causes Obesity, but They Had Time to End the War

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by nevermore
2022-11-22

2022-11-22

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Dan Levy explains how he knew it was the ‘right’ time to end Schitt’s Creek
    The Independent The Independent
  • Read
    Smashes
    China warns against using nuclear weapons in Ukraine, and Germany urges Beijing to do more to end the war.
    New York Times New York Times
  • Read
    Smashes
    Maricopa County Is Still Counting Votes, But They Had Time To Lash Out At ‘Disinformation Super Spreaders’
    Fake News Site
    Dailywire Dailywire
  • Read
    Smashes
    Scientists Don’t Agree on What Causes Obesity, but They Know What Doesn’t
    New York Times New York Times

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account