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Adele the Academic? Why Mature Students Are Blocking Our Driveways… We Lay Out Cones but It Wants Me to Pay $100M to Settle Beef After Miami Brawl

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2022-11-17

2022-11-17

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    ‘Brain dead’ students are blocking our driveways… we lay out cones but it doesn’t work – the council should ban them
    The Sun The Sun
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    Adele the academic? Why mature students are top of the swots
    The Guardian The Guardian
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    But It Wants Me To!
    Cheezburger Cheezburger
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    Jake Paul calls out boxing legend Floyd Mayweather for ‘massive’ catchweight fight to settle beef after Miami brawl
    The Sun The Sun
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    Ericsson's Vonage agrees to pay $100M to settle FTC allegations over creating obstacles to canceling internet-based phone services and charging unexpected fees (Erin Mulvaney/Wall Street Journal)
    Techmeme Techmeme

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