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Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla Claims He Wants to Shut Up

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discovered by roastgrief
2022-10-16

2022-10-16

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    Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla claims he has “covid” after taking FOUR doses of mRNA vaccine… says he’s “thankful” to have taken an injection that clearly doesn’t work
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    Naturalnews Naturalnews
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    Wizards of the Coast Wants to Shut Down TSR for Bigotry
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    Fetterman Claims He Wants First-Degree Murderers Behind Bars. He’s Voted To Free More Than a Dozen.
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    Kirsty Wark: ‘I’m known to be an interrupter. My kids just tell me to shut up’
    The Guardian The Guardian

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