Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul. Could Use NFTs to Be a Father

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by graue
2022-09-11

2022-09-11

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Mon. 02/21 – When The Contract Allows Your NFTs To Be Stolen
    Techmeme Techmeme
  • Read
    Smashes
    Five-year-old bursts into tears when she realises she's not going to be a princess when she grows up
    Fake News Site
    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail
  • Read
    Smashes
    Britney Spears' Son Defends Grandfather Jamie Spears' Role In Pop Star's Controversial Conservatorship: 'He Was Just Trying To Be A Father'
    OK! Magazine OK! Magazine
  • Read
    Smashes
    Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul. Could Use Your Prayers
    New York Magazine New York Magazine
  • Read
    Smashes
    US intelligence officials worry the Islamic State could use NFTs to spread messages and evade censorship, after the terrorist group shared its first known NFT (Ian Talley/Wall Street Journal)
    Techmeme Techmeme

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account