Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Things Everyone Wants at a McDonald's, but Now She's Set to Add New US Citizens Immediately

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by unemondesansdanger
2022-09-06

2022-09-06

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Controversial Things Everyone Wants To Ignore About Guy Fieri
    ZergNet ZergNet
  • Read
    Smashes
    Citizens Immediately Call in First Responders Upon Noticing Dog Stuck Underneath Canal Bridge
    Western Journalism Western Journalism
  • Read
    Smashes
    Biden Admin Rolls Out 'Unprecedented' Campaign to Add New US Citizens
    Western Journalism Western Journalism
  • Read
    Smashes
    The Side Dish Recipe That Everyone Wants At A Party
    ZergNet ZergNet
  • Read
    Smashes
    Woman Allegedly Provokes Grizzly Into a Charge; Now She's Set to Appear in Court After Officers See the Video
    Western Journalism Western Journalism
  • Read
    Smashes
    You May Be One of the Many That Have Been Told This Frustrating Thing at a McDonald's, But Now the FTC Is Getting Involved
    Western Journalism Western Journalism

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account