Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Did YOU Think I Need to Raise a Child Corpses

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by jot
2022-08-21

2022-08-21

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Did the Guardians win the Francisco Lindor trade?
    Deadspin Deadspin
  • Read
    Smashes
    Help! I Think I Need to Come Clean to My Sister About What Really Happened to Our Brother.
    Slate Slate
  • Read
    Smashes
    Florida Court Rules 16-Year-Old Too Immature for an Abortion but Mature Enough to Raise a Child
    Vanity Fair Vanity Fair
  • Read
    Smashes
    Column: California had a nearly $100-billion surplus this year. We don't need to raise taxes with Prop. 30
    Los Angeles Times Los Angeles Times
  • Read
    Smashes
    Child corpses among 20 mummified bodies found by police in Nigeria
    NBC News NBC News
  • Read
    Smashes
    DID YOU SECURE THE VACUUM?
    Cheezburger Cheezburger
  • Read
    Smashes
    If you won't eat it, what makes you think I will?
    Cheezburger Cheezburger

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account