Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Ariana Grande Jokes She Won't Be Getting Serval Cat, Spider Monkey Back to Kill an Opponent in the Brexit Party Fails to Remove Salts and Toxic Metals From Water Wells

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by nevermore
2022-07-21

2022-07-21

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Kate Winslet reveals she won't be boycotting the Oscars because it was 'an extraordinary year for women'
    The Independent The Independent
  • Read
    Smashes
    Ariana Grande Jokes She Won't Be Dating for the Rest of the Year/Her Life
    TMZ TMZ
  • Read
    Smashes
    Mally Mall, Swae Lee Won't Be Getting Serval Cat, Spider Monkey Back
    TMZ TMZ
  • Read
    Smashes
    Brexit Party fails to win any seats in first council elections
    The Independent The Independent
  • Read
    Smashes
    Back to work? 'No plans' for return to office for millions in UK
    The Independent The Independent
  • Read
    Smashes
    Water wells are at risk of going dry in the US and worldwide
    The Conversation The Conversation
  • Read
    Smashes
    A new way to remove salts and toxic metals from water
    The Conversation The Conversation
  • Read
    Smashes
    UFC's Sean Strickland Wants To Kill An Opponent In the Octagon
    TMZ TMZ

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account