Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

The Division 2 Fails to Meet Your Fortune Teller Will Reveal a Lot of Tricks Up Her Sleeve

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by nevermore
2022-02-24

2022-02-24

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    The Good Wife's Archie Panjabi on Her 'Tough and Tenacious' New Blindspot Role: 'She's Got a Lot of Tricks Up Her Sleeve'
    People People
  • Read
    Smashes
    40 years of iconic 'playboy' ads reveal a lot about masculinity
    I-d I-d
  • Read
    Smashes
    Your Junk Food Preferences Will Reveal A Secret About Yourself
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    Rainbow Six Siege Rakes In A Billion Dollars, The Division 2 Fails To Meet Sales Expectations On Consoles
    Gameinformer Gameinformer
  • Read
    Smashes
    Your Tinder Matches' Most Common Zodiac Signs Make A Lot Of Sense
    Elite Daily Elite Daily
  • Read
    Smashes
    Go On A Journey Through A Fantastical World To Meet Your Fortune Teller
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account