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4-Year-Old Girl Dies From Blood Clot After Having to Clean His Blood Clots

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discovered by jot
2022-01-04

2022-01-04

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    Woman, 34, dies after suffering a rare blood clot after having AstraZeneca jab
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    Police chief gives 'unreserved apology' to family of stab victim after they had to clean his blood
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    4-year-old girl dies from COVID-19 hours after developing symptoms — now mom regrets being anti-vaxx (Biden was too late to save her)
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