Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

You Can Guess the First Time Magazine

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by unemondesansdanger
2021-12-08

2021-12-08

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    35 Thoughts I Had While Watching "Hocus Pocus" For The First Time As An Adult
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    It's Freaky But We Can Guess The First Letter Of Your Name By The Way You Make A Halloween Treat
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    TIME magazine ADMITS the election was rigged against President Trump; when does Biden’s impeachment begin?
    Fake News Site
    Dcclothesline Dcclothesline
  • Read
    Smashes
    You can buy a kit to inject an RFID chip under your skin
    Boing Boing Boing Boing

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account