Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Oscar-Nominated Actress Ellen Page Comes Out as Gay Wife Dies After Competing in Sochi 2014

2 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by bitchtown
2014-02-21

2014-02-21

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Stuffed to death: Man dies after competing in pie eating contest
    New York Post New York Post
  • Read
    Smashes
    Oscar-Nominated Actress Ellen Page Comes Out During Inspiring HRC Speech
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    After Joining Sochi Delegation, Olympic Medalist Brian Boitano Comes Out As Gay
    ThinkProgress ThinkProgress
  • Read
    Smashes
    Gay wife excluded from military club says she’d still join
    CNN CNN
  • Read
    Smashes
    Wife Dies After Mail Bomb That Killed Lawyer Husband (note found - Lebanon, Tennessee)
    Free Republic Free Republic
  • Read
    Smashes
    Meet The 27 Latino Athletes Competing In Sochi 2014
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account