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I'm an Afghan Student Who Rushed to Hospital After "Setting Himself on Fire" for Bad Cooking

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discovered by graue
2021-09-05

2021-09-05

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    London horror: Man rushed to hospital after 'setting himself on fire' near Camden station
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    An Afghan student who rushed to Kabul airport to try to escape said 'I thought at one point that this is the end and I will die'
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    Taliban's barbaric regime kicks in as woman brutally 'set on fire' for 'bad cooking'
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    I'm an Afghan woman with family in Kabul. The West's lack of respect for the Afghan people is maddening.
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