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Build a "Back Door" Into a Dystopian Nightmare

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2021-08-31

2021-08-31

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    In a new lawsuit, a US-based contractor claims Huawei stole its tech and pressured it to build a "back door" into a sensitive surveillance project in Pakistan (Wall Street Journal)
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    Facebook Launches New App That Turns Virtual Meetings Into A Dystopian Nightmare
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