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Trump Signs an Executive Order to Eat COAL!

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discovered by jot
2021-05-31

2021-05-31

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    EAT COAL! Probiotics supplement manufacturer "Safer Products of Montana" uses 10 ppm lead "leonardite" ingredient (oxidized lignite coal); tries to silence Natural News with lawsuit to hide the truth about their deceptive products
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    Live Now: President Trump Signs an Executive Order Addressing Police Reform
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    Under Biden, Americans will have to get vaccinated for Covid-19 in order to eat
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    Trump signs one-week government funding bill as Congress buys time for Covid relief
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