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The Notch Isn't Going Away, but It Will Lead to Loss of Four Trees Every Year

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discovered by thommodore64
2021-04-12

2021-04-12

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    People are wary of pandemic art – but it will help us process the trauma of the time | Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett
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    The Notch Isn't Going Away, But It Might Be Way Smaller on the iPhone 13
    Gizmodo Gizmodo
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    Average westerner's eating habits lead to loss of four trees every year
    The Guardian The Guardian
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    People Are Trying To Get A New Video Game Banned, Claiming It Will Lead To Mass Shootings
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