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See These 2 Kids Kicking Major Butt in Life in Vermont, Come Spring and High Jinks, and Protocol Be Damned

See These 2 Kids Kicking Major Butt in Life in Vermont, Come Spring and High Jinks, and Protocol Be Damned by Nick and the Whale via Flickr

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2014-01-31

2014-01-31

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