Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Surfer Feared Mauled to Death on Trump, but He Has Lymphoma After Having Tumor Removed

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by ferrihydrite
2020-10-17

2020-10-17

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Twitter says it will suspend users wishing death on Trump, but Facebook will allow it as long as he isn't tagged in the comment
    The Blaze The Blaze
  • Read
    Smashes
    Two Cops Arrested for Pepper Spraying, Beating Porcupines to Death On Duty and Filming It for Fun
    Fake News Site
    Thefreethoughtproject Thefreethoughtproject
  • Read
    Smashes
    Dan Bongino Announces It Looks Like He Has Lymphoma After Having Tumor Removed
    Western Journalism Western Journalism
  • Read
    Smashes
    Surfer feared mauled to death by shark after board washes up with ‘bite marks’ and swimmers ‘spotted 10ft beast nearby’
    The Sun The Sun

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account