Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

2.8 Billion Year Old Boy, Punches and Chokes Him Over His Coronavirus Briefings

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by unemondesansdanger
2020-09-26

2020-09-26

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Trump has devoted less than one percent of his coronavirus briefings to offering condolences for COVID-19 victims: report
    The Raw Story The Raw Story
  • Read
    Smashes
    Cop Attacks Tiny 14 Year Old Boy, Punches and Chokes Him Over A Swisher Sweet
    Fake News Site
    WorldTruth.tv WorldTruth.tv
  • Read
    Smashes
    2.8 Billion Year Old Spheres Found In South Africa: How Were They Made?
    Fake News Site
    WorldTruth.tv WorldTruth.tv

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account