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You Won't Believe What Americans Are Put in Jail, I'm Going to Eat His German Shepherd to Survive

You Won't Believe What Americans Are Put in Jail, I'm Going to Eat His German Shepherd to Survive by Iris Syzlack (AKA Fifi Patchouli) via Flickr

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2014-01-24

2014-01-24

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