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Dax Shepard Says He Wants Cowboys Players to Quit Amid Growing Tensions With US Armored Vehicle Collision

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2020-09-16

2020-09-16

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    China unveils 'Sky Thunder' weapons system amid growing tensions with Taiwan
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    Dax Shepard says he needs surgery after breaking multiple bones in motorcycle crash
    The Independent The Independent
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    Brazil's Bolsonaro says he wants to punch reporter in face
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    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail
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    Vehicle collision with Russians injures 4 US troops in Syria
    Military Times Military Times
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    Jerry Jones, Who Opposes Kneeling, Says He Wants Cowboys Players To ‘Make This A Better Place’
    BroBible BroBible
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    UFC’s Colby Covington Wants LeBron James And NBA Players To Quit Their ‘Soft Privileged Lives’ And Become Cops
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    Training suspended after 4 civilians die in South Korea in crash with US armored vehicle
    Military Times Military Times

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