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While Digging Up 1,235 Acres for His Deceased Wife Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises

While Digging Up 1,235 Acres for His Deceased Wife Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises by David Talley via Flickr

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2014-01-15

2014-01-15

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